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Liz Lemon is My Spirit Animal | J Bryant Writes

Liz Lemon is My Spirit Animal

I’ve been told numerous times that I would enjoy 30 Rock, but I never really got around to watching it. But recently I’ve been seeing gifs of Liz Lemon on my tumblr dashboard. I was intrigued.

So I started watching 30 Rock on Netflix.

And y’all, I love Liz Lemon. Her awkwardness, her glasses, her attitude, her love of food…Liz Lemon is my spirit animal.  

 

I am nearly as oblivious as she is in these situations. And yes, I do believe I would prefer the mozzarella sticks to another drink. Thanks for suggesting that, Liz.

When I told a friend I was moving into this house alone, she made me promise to leave the house once a day. She was afraid I would become a hermit. It might be a valid concern. Which brings me to…

Yes, I have said this before. A friend and I also decided we should throw a “I didn’t marry the wrong guy or have a baby out of wedlock” shower for ourselves. I want nice pots and pans too! And some towels I didn’t purchase at Target in college in various bright colors because I thought it would be fun to have nothing match. And a Keurig. Those things are practically required to be on a wedding registry, aren’t they?

And when I’m around a group of women I don’t know, this is how I feel. Awkward and searching for common ground.

Yes! Preferably some form of potato, but pizza would do too. Or a cheeseburger. Or patty melt. And now I’m hungry. I’m going to go talk to some food about this…

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2 Responses to “Liz Lemon is My Spirit Animal”

  1. Laurie August 12, 2012 at 4:55 pm #

    Omgosh! The whole “searching for common ground” awkwardness… I so relate. It’s terrifying and awful, and I thought I was the only one experiencing it! Thanks for validating my experience. :D
    I think I maybe should watch 30 Rock.

    • Jennifer Bryant August 13, 2012 at 10:33 am #

      If you can relate to that, you totally should watch it! I’m obsessed :)